Coming Clean

Wondering where I’ve been for the past week? Fine, I’ll tell you: I’ve been “drying out.” That’s right, rehab. Why? Well, for my, uh, OxyContin add… add… Look, I don’t have to spell it out for you, do I? Let’s… Read More ›

Pigs Suck

Guess who just got a speeding ticket? Here’s a hint — you’re reading his blog right now. The pig “caught” me doing 63 in a 45 zone. On a six-lane, non-residential roadway. What bullshit. Especially considering that the only people… Read More ›