Ugh. Grossly hungover this morning, and I blame it all on my new neighbor. I forget his name; Batsby? Getsby? Appleby? I’ll concede that he throws a great housewarming party, but the man’s dumber than the stars of a Girls… Read More ›
Heh. Heh heh. That’s three nights in a row I’ve crapped in my neighbor’s lawn.