OxyContin

What Is Best In Life?

It was my first day back at work since suffering a busted ass. True, Doc Steinbrau wanted me to convalesce for a month, but vultures gather fast ’round empty desks at my company. Besides, today was the quarterly meeting of the department… Read More ›

I’m In Oxy Heaven

Yeah, so I’m out of the hospital. But I’ll be wearing an ass-splint for the next month, plus one of those conical plastic collars given to dogs after surgery. I’m getting a second opinion on the latter, though; Nurse Lola‘s the one… Read More ›