“…so he says to the cop, ‘But it’s my dog, officer. What’s the problem?’” My dinner guests exploded in laughter, as people always do when I tell a joke. Which is when my soon-to-be ex-houseboy, Kang, made the ill-advised decision to… Read More ›
People Magazine
Cigarettes Are For Assholes
So I come home from work tonight, and what do I find? My houseboy, Kang, smoking a cigarette on the front porch like nobody’s business. To make matters worse, he was wearing a porkpie hat and my favorite pair of sunglasses…. Read More ›
