April Fan Mail

Continuing a popular new feature introduced last month, I will now take some time out of my busy schedule to personally respond to the cream of April’s fan mail crop. Everyone else who wrote just gets an autographed picture and… Read More ›

Let Freedom Ring

April 15. Tax Day. Or as I like to call it, Various Federal, State & Local Governments Rummaging Through My Wallet in Order to Buy Clean Needles for Junkies and Other Unconstitutional Purchases Day. But, like millions thousands of other… Read More ›

March Fan Mail

This won’t come as a surprise to those who follow the Nielsen Blog Ratings, but my little soapbox here has been a smash hit since it returned in February. The upside is, tons of topless pictures from admiring female followers…. Read More ›

I’ve Seen The Light

When I awoke this morning, I realized something that I’ve probably known all along had I ever stopped to think about it: despite my vast wealth, possessions, rabid womanizing and freewheeling bachelor lifestyle, I am an empty vessel. None of… Read More ›

I Heart You Sarah Palin

Just a quick follow-up to yesterday’s post — how did I miss this beautiful bit of hate-mongering from the lovely Sarah Palin’s Facebook page? Hell yes. That woman clearly doesn’t know the meaning of “beating around the bush.” Though I’d… Read More ›