So it has arrived, my 53rd birthday. As reported yesterday, I’m none too thrilled about this latest milestone. 53. And what do I have to show for it? Sure, I’ve amassed great wealth. But between you and me, I’d estimate… Read More ›
Ronald Reagan
The King And I
Ever wonder why I love OxyContin so much? You know, besides the unbeatable feeling of complete euphoria it delivers? Easy: My initials on the front, and — if you get the good ones — the year Reagan was elected on… Read More ›
I Really Dodged A Bullet
Despite my commitment to the swinging bachelor lifestyle, I came close to making the entirely wrong kind of commitment when I was younger: marriage. Hard to believe, given how level-headed and sensible I am, but sadly true. The year was… Read More ›