White noise filled the room; the kind of staticky, dull roar emitted by a television or radio that’s stuck between channels. I briefly wondered about the source, but my sleep-encrusted eyes weren’t quite up to the challenge of any serious… Read More ›
Well, there’s a considerable amount of egg on my face today — and absolutely zero cloth on my ass. The reason? Let’s just say my longstanding devotion to OxyContin hasn’t done any wonders for my hearing. You see, when I… Read More ›
It’s true, I’m not. Intrigued yet, ladies? You should be. I’m talking about 350 pounds of love meat poured into a leopard skin speedo, waiting to give you pleasure unlike any you’ve ever imagined. Tell me you’re not getting hot… Read More ›
