Good lord, where does the time go? Seems like just yesterday that I launched this “blog,” as the hep kids call it, yet my VP of communications tells me it’s been eleven years. Eleven! That might not sound like much in the… Read More ›
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Time To Protect The Copyright For Another Year
Greetings, fellow patriots. I realize it’s been awhile since I last took to my soapbox to pummel you with my high-powered brand of truth, justice and the American Way, but that’s no skin off my ass. In case you’ve forgotten,… Read More ›
Thank Nixon That’s Over
And by “that” I mean one of the most trying months I’ve ever experienced, not the concurrent “Blogging From A to Z April Challenge 2013.” That went swimmingly, and though I’ve been unable to track down any details regarding winners… Read More ›
You Can’t Spell ‘A To Z April Challenge’ Without ‘Oz’
I was seeing to some correspondence in the study last night when my butler Montgomery arrived with the tray of ribs and pitcher of Old Fashioneds I’d requested. “Ah, perfect timing,” I said. “Place them on the desk here — I… Read More ›
Welcome, Disgruntled Former FOX Viewers
It’s recently come to my attention that the proud, honorable, completely not-racist Americans in the Tea Party are in the midst of a boycott against FOX News, due to that once-respected institution’s startling and unseemly swerve to the left following… Read More ›
Seriously, What Is Wrong With You People?
One of the many benefits to hosting a blog at WordPress is the wealth of free statistical tools. With them, you can see how many visitors and page views you get per day, which pages are visited the most and… Read More ›
Perhaps All These Oxys Will Cure My Birthday Blues
So it has arrived, my 53rd birthday. As reported yesterday, I’m none too thrilled about this latest milestone. 53. And what do I have to show for it? Sure, I’ve amassed great wealth. But between you and me, I’d estimate… Read More ›
I Had An Amazing Time In College
I was going through some boxes of old college memories this morning — go Scarlet Knights — and came across this libido stiffener of a photo. Sure, these fillies weren’t much to look at and I can’t remember their names, but at least… Read More ›
Under Construction (UPDATED x2)
Hi folks, Shelton here. I finally convinced lardass that it’s time for a site refresh, so expect many things to be in shift over the next couple of days. I promise none of OJC3’s hate-filled idiocy will disappear. Unless he… Read More ›
Not Dead At All, Thank You
Look, I don’t have time to go into all the particulars. In case you didn’t notice, it’s Christmas/New Year’s Week, which means I have a lot of Oxys to snort off the chests of numerous nubile hookers, and blogging is… Read More ›
My Father Is Dead
Oh, hello to you. I don’t believe you’ve had the pleasure. Please, allow me to introduce myself. The name is Oswald Jameson Carver IV. But you? You may call me Kang. Why Kang? Funny you should ask. I know I… Read More ›
