Look, I don’t have time to go into all the particulars. In case you didn’t notice, it’s Christmas/New Year’s Week, which means I have a lot of Oxys to snort off the chests of numerous nubile hookers, and blogging is… Read More ›
Now. Or I swear to christ I’ll kill every hooker in this cabana. That is all.
There’s really no point in expounding on today’s headline, is there? The only thing I’ll add is, this was my first time visiting a Walmart. And I will never, ever, in a billion years, even consider stepping foot inside of… Read More ›